Double-Stuff Oreo Cookies, ice cold milk, a telephone with unlimited long distance, high speed internet, and cable tv with over 600 listings to choose from … What more could I possibly want?

Oh yeah — a remote. They didn’t leave me one. (In other words, to change the channel I must sit on the floor and push the little up or down arrow. Somedays I really hate Murphy.)

Oh well, just another day in my life ….