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Archive for October, 2006
Imagine
Welcome to another day in my life. As a rule I trip through the blogosphere laughing and poking fun at …Read the Rest
Absent Without Leave
Friday afternoon grocery shopping just outside the main gate of the air force base: I stopped to look at a …Read the Rest
Daddy’s False Teeth
My father suffered many years with bad teeth. The day he finally came home with his perfectly straight, perfectly white …Read the Rest
In the Mail
Cindra said, “the apron is in the mail,” and of course I believed her. She is my beloved niece. Except …Read the Rest
Running Late
I woke at twenty minutes to eight this morning. That is not good since I am usually up by five-thirty …Read the Rest
Testing Patience
Last Friday my reading class finished the big nasty quarter final reading placement test. I teach 5th graders who are …Read the Rest
Picnic Hide-n-Go-Seek
Church Picnic Update: Well, I called a friend for directions to this park I’d never heard of, because I have …Read the Rest
Beautiful Sunday
The sun is shining. The sky is blue. It is currently 66 degrees outside and a high of 74 is …Read the Rest
Consequences
The Fright Feast was wonderful, but Saturday found me scratchy voiced and suffering a sore throat. All that cackling and …Read the Rest
Autumn Fest Fright Feast
I just got home from Autumn Fest, and the question has been answered. If you recall, I was wondering if …Read the Rest
Squirrel in a Cage
7:00 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Friday, work 4:30 p.m. – 7:30 p.m. Friday afternoon, Autumn Fest [school carnival] 9 a.m. …Read the Rest
Thick Air
I was standing in front of my class today talking to them about rounding numbers. I stepped backward to use …Read the Rest
Being God
All fifth grade students at our school keep check registers. They earn “credits” for good behavior and are assessed “debits” …Read the Rest
Kentucky Fried Afternoon
Some days you’re the windshield; Some days you’re the bug. I went to work this morning without my lunch. That …Read the Rest



