Quilly | January 31, 2007
It is 6:45 p.m. I am so tired I can barely move. I need sleep. I can’t go to bed right now. If for some reason I should manage to sleep the full 7 hours my body requires, I’ll be wide awake before 2 a.m. Bad, bad, idea. Even if my body decided to take [...]
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Quilly | January 31, 2007
We are having Parent-Teacher Conferences this week. This semester the reading teachers are meeting with the parents of the students in their reading class. Last semester I was teaching 5th graders who were reading on 4th grade level. I am truly enjoying these conferences because most of my students made good progress, and their parents [...]
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Quilly | January 31, 2007
The school provides a free breakfast to every student, every morning in their classrooms. Tuesday they served Frosted Flakes, milk, cheese sticks and fruit cocktail. I said, “Frosted Flakes! I don’t think I’ve had those since I was a fifth grader. How do they taste?” The whole class looked at me blankly. We have been [...]
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Quilly | January 30, 2007
I was sick and missed three days of school last week. Normally I work when I’m sick, but the vertigo pretty much assured I had to stay still. I went into work briefly on Wednesday, but left for a doctor’s appointment. I went into work briefly on Thursday, but was sent home because I couldn’t [...]
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Quilly | January 29, 2007
According to Humanforsale.com I am worth $1,422,634.00 Of course they also think I’m more intelligent than 62.59% of the population. I would have posted their official results here, but I didn’t feel like figuring out why their code wasn’t working.
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Quilly | January 29, 2007
To kick start your brain: 1.) Her first acting job was a French maid in a Noel Coward play. In the 60′s, 70′s, 80′s & 90′s she was a frequent “guest” on popular sitcoms, starring in 5 Love American Style episodes: Love and the Country Girl; Love and the Memento; Love and the Singing Suitor; [...]
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Quilly | January 28, 2007
This came through my open window, loudly: “Fu@&in’ thank you!” “You’re welcome you fu@&in’ retarded bitch!” “Oh shut the fu@k up!” “If I didn’t fu@&in’ love you, I’d knock you into next week!” I shut the window and missed the rest of their foreplay.
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Quilly | January 27, 2007
It is time once again for a trek into my past: Grownups lie to children. They tell them about the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and the Tooth Fairy. They tell them about leprechauns, happily-ever-after, and wishing on falling stars. They also tell them wet matches won’t strike. Then the kid burns down the house and [...]
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Quilly | January 26, 2007
When I went to college at 18, I wanted to be a famous writer. My Gram was paying the bills and she wanted me to apply myself to a career. Blah. I took journalism, thinking it was a crafty compromise. Double blah. Already in 1977 reporters were being groomed for the sensational. I was asked [...]
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Quilly | January 26, 2007
Stolen from: Silverneurotic: Post College Years Part Two 1. If you could build a house anywhere, where would it be? Rural — preferably in pine trees and within walking distance of a good fishing stream. 2. What’s your favorite article of clothing? T-shirt 3. Favorite physical feature of the opposite sex? 1. eyes 2. smile [...]
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