I have never been diagnosed with Attention Deficient Disorder, but ….

Today I drove my car to the Waikiki Shopping Plaza — as usual. I parked on the roof — as usual. I walked to the elevators and punched the down button — as usual. The freight elevator arrived first and I stepped into it – -this was only semi-usual. About 50% of the time I ride the other elevator. Still, upon stepping into the elevator I pushed the ground floor button — as usual.

The elevator stopped on the next floor. I held the doors open (hand over the edge) as a mail carrier and a cart full of packages boarded the elevator.  The doors closed and the elevator took us down to the next floor, where it stopped again.   I held the door while a lady in a wheel-chair boarded.

We all rode the elevator to the ground floor.   The doors opened — this, too is usual. I held the door while the lady maneuvered her wheelchair out.  I held the door while the mail carrier wheeled his cart full of packages out.  I held the door while a mother with an empty stroller and a walking toddler came in.  Then, just as the doors slid shut and the car started to rise, it occurred to me that something very unusual had happened, and  someone hadn’t exited the elevator on the ground floor.

Me!

I punched the button for the second floor, got off, and rode the escalator back down. Perhaps I have a heretofore latent desire to be an elevator operator?   Next floor Lost & Found. If there’s an attention span on the shelf, it probably belongs to me.

About the author

Quilly is the pseudonym of Charlene L. Amsden, who lives in the Pacific Northwest and is currently working on writing the next great American novel. You may visit her writing blog at http://charlene-amsden.com.

18 Comments

  • Thom says:

    Oh I get it. The elevator went back up. Can’t say that the light isn’t shining brightly in my head tonight. I must say I have never done that yet and now that you have I hope I never do, cuz I know I wont find my attention span :)

  • Quilly says:

    Sure you will, Thom. It will be on the shelf right next to mine!

  • Jientje says:

    ROFL!!!
    I can’t wait to see what ‘ll happen once I get there! Oh boy.
    We might get lost, you know. But we’re gonna have fun!
    Are you sure you want me there?

  • The Mumma says:

    I think you’ve started to be too helpful, Quilly. Don’t forget to help yourself too!

  • Melli says:

    Jientje’s comin’ to HAWAII??? Ugh! NO FAIR! … I wanna come…

    You know I don’t think you have ADD – I think you have TMAD! Too MUCH Attention Disorder! You pay attention to EVERYTHING!

  • Doug says:

    I need to spend more time on elevators. That sounds like me.

  • alastair says:

    I agree with Melli, sounds more like distraction disorder as you put all this stuff you soak up into words we can all enjoy…

  • Cherie says:

    Getting caught up in the moment of helping other people can never be a disorder. But it can provide a chuckle.

  • Quilly says:

    Jientje — this island will never be the same. I can’t wait! And the good thing about it being an island, is if we get “lost”, all we have to do is head toward the ocean and we’ll find ourselves!

    Mumma — trust me, I am not generally that selfless!

    Melli — you’re going to Dr. John’s without me. NO FAIR!

    I pay attention to everything except that which I am supposed to!

    Doug — ha! I knew you’re really a nice guy. You just finally admitted it.

    Alastair — my gift of being able to write about my stupidity does take a bit of the string out of being stupid.

    Cherie — ugh, I laugh a lot!

  • juliana says:

    you know, i’m ashamed to admit it, but it happened i was so absorbed in mulling over one thing or another while going home from work that i forgot to descend on my bus stop. the walk home was considerably longer as a result.

  • Melli says:

    Where is YOUR poem? The ZEBRA has landed over at my place!

  • Melli says:

    When is Jientje coming?

  • Dr. John says:

    I bet you left your poem on the elevator. One just can’t remember everything. Glad you did remember and got off. Hate to think of you riding up and down forever.

  • Quilly says:

    Juliana — it is nice to know I am not the only one prone to distraction!

    Melli — up. Sheesh! I am 6 hours behind you and had company (Thom) this morning. There is an island saying that applies here: Try wait.

    As to Jientje’s visit, I think the only current specific is “autum”.

    Dr. John — while it is true I can’t remember everything, from time to time it seems I don’t remember anything!

  • Barbara H. says:

    Well, you had a good excuse because you were helping people, and had all those poems trying to form in your subconscious. I’ve missed a turn when there was no one else but me in the car and nothing else going on — my mind was just elsewhere. As long as it comes back eventually I figure I’ll be ok. :)

  • Bill says:

    We all have these days, I’ve been known to be driving somewhere and at the last second realize my turn is “NOW”. Oops oh well the joys of being me.

  • Nessa says:

    A busy, busy mind.

  • LOL… welcome to my world!! or something like it.

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