She handed him the shirt she’d just ironed. “We live in Hawaii. Why can’t we just run naked on the beach?”
He said: “Depends. It matters which beach you pick.”
She said: “If we had to wear Depends®, we wouldn’t be naked, now would we? Besides, we’d soak up a lot of ocean to boot.”
He said: “Who wears boots to the beach?”
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Lisa — we had this conversation BEFORE I read your post!
Oh my…it IS going to be one of those days for sure!
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It is good I love nonsense!
OMG….where did the clock go??
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My clock usually stays right in the same place. It is time that passes me by!
Too funny Quilly,
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And how is the birthday going? Shouldn’t you be out caking somewhere?
Birthday went fine, a friend came over with a couple of cold beer, i made supper, Meatloaf, boiled potato, peaches and cream corn and a Caesar Salad. No cake though but having a slice of Blueberry Pie with cheddar cheese now
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I’m not one to want cheese with my pie. I much prefer ice cream!
Try it with cheese sometime, the sharper the better, you might like
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You two are kiling me. LOL
We went to the ocean
Without suntan lotion
We were goimg to go nude
but thought that was rude
We put on our boots
Oh what a hoot
They matchd our depends
Yet we still got the bends
Too funny Thom, don’t let Quillster know I said this. Could we call it Buford in the Buff
Watch out for them 2×4′s
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Thom — you, too? How come we didn’t see you?
Didn’t you see Thom’s self portrait on his own blog, Too Much Rotten Ronnies I’m afraid
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Rotten Ronnies are the way to go
They make you see what’s to and fro
So keep posting them up
and sip out of your cup
For we will see
whose naked with thee
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The goes my “G” rating.
Cuz I had my thong on
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They make them that small (Out of the mouth of that Ancient Old Bus Wench)
Why do I have an image of circles in my mind right now?
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Better than an image of fat, naked people on the beach. Trust me on this.
Bwaaahaahaa! You’re all about the adult diapers today, aren’t you?
Thom, I love your poem!
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I wonder if it has anything to do with my last birthday?
Mahalo…I try…I just really do this to agrivate Quilly LOL
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Hilarious! Love Thom’s poem, too.
Thom is a riot. For someone who hates poetry, he sure writes a lot of it!
Oh Buford and Betty were in the buff
They thought for a moment it would be rough
But Betty said to Buford in a cordial way
Forget the depends our diapers are here to stay
Buford looked over at Betty
Then looked over at the jetty
There’s your two by four
Now let’s head for the door
Both Buford and Betty all dressed in their boots
Left the beach nude too look for the loot
After finding the loot Betty looked over said
I don’t mean to do this, it’s something i dread
She took the big board and gave Buford a swat
For the money they stole would buy her a yacht
Bye Bye old Buford you poor old yoke
Nude Betty was destined for a brand new bloke
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As I said, for someone who hates poetry, you sure write a lot of it — and you just keep getting better and better.
I’ve created a Monster with Thom,
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That was funny, and so are the comments.
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Betty — often the comments are much better than the posts!
Ohhhhhhhhh MY! Talk about MIScommunication! I thought FOR SURE your poem today would be a He Said / She Said! You fooled me!
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Melli — I considered it, but I am too tired to be witty. Witty takes more energy than snarky does.
Oh April is almost done
I can’t wait for all this fun
To come to and end
So I don’t get the bends
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Just for you, Thom, I might keep right on poeting.
You could always write about the “Bus Wench” who waited on the Bench for the Bus that Never Arrived. It could be a Tragic Poem.
Just a thought