I wanted to do, Fritos®, but no. Amoeba refused to cooperate, even though I assured him that the knife was very sharp and it wouldn’t really hurt — much. Besides, they can always be reattached. Right?
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Quilly is the pseudonym of Charlene L. Amsden, who lives in the Pacific Northwest and is currently working on writing the next great American novel. You may visit her writing blog at http://charlene-amsden.com.
Not for free, they can’t. Besides, doesn’t your car insurance offer those? Far less painfully?
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the amoeba’s last blog post..Cave Hominem
Free tows?! My love, you are brilliant! :*
Let’s call them for the photo op. To where should I have the car towed?
Killer Frito’s on the loose? Or perhaps it should go like this:
AFFLAACC FRRITTTOO LAY
We are out to play
The couple that was nude
decided it was fun to be rude
So home the came
It will never be the same
Thom’s last blog post..David Is Going Home
Thom — Your poetry has it’s better moments, it’s good moments, and moments like this.
You just avoided a bloody kitchen !
Gattina’s last blog post..
Oh no, Gattina. I would have taken the cutting board and the knife to the living room so Amoeba could be comfy. I am considerate like that.
certain appendages are HIGHLY overrated. what do we *really* need them for, anyway? mine are unsightly at best. i’ll send mine.
Zerilda — Since you’re sending them a long way, please pack them in ice and send them over night. If the package smells poorly it likely won[t make it through customs.
Oh please…it was the Afllac goose talking that poem..besides the last one was a Quivel…pffft
Thom — I don’t mean to quibble, but a Quivel should have Quilly words. Go look up the definition! (Though it did qualify on the horrible scale — in fact, it may have over qualified!)
And as for trying to blame that bit of verse on the duck — if it walks like a Thom and squawks like a Thom, it must be a Thom!
It’s so nice to see that I’m not the only weird one!
YEah, I thought Amoeba was acting pretty weird, too!
nteresting but I didn’t understand anything except the free toes.
That is probably just as well.
quilly’s last blog post..April 27th — A Poem A Day
too much family obviously has detrimental effect on my remaining two braincells. takes me forever to get a pun (or whatever), if at all…
juliana’s last blog post..Splosh (and stuff)
Hmm, your silly gene may be defective.
quilly’s last blog post..April 27th — A Poem A Day