Healthy is as Healthy Tastes
He complained about his weight gain.
She said:Â “I need to look up some cooking-light type recipes online so we can start eating more healthy.”
He exclaimed, apparently appalled:Â “Why would you want to do that?!”
She said, clearly baffled:Â “Weren’t you just complaining about your weight?”
He said: “What does that have to do with eating healthy?”
She stared at him, wondering if he’d suddenly lost his mind.
He continued: “I mean, I thought our goal was to get into heaven, right? So what’s with your planning meals for hell?”
She found no point on which to counter his logic and instead asked him if he’d rather have a salad or ice cream for dinner.
He had Mint-Chocolate Chip. She had Moose Tracks.
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Moose Tracks®
Vanilla ice cream with peanut butter cups and famous Moose Tracks® Fudge.
Calories 170 Total Fat 10 g Sodium 55 mg
Fat Cal. 90 Choles. 25 mg Total Carb. 19 g
Yummie.
I had to Google that!! ROFL!!!
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Jientje — well, I buy the “light” version, so:
~Calories 140 ~Total Fat 3 g ~Sodium 60 mg
~Fat Cal 60 ~Choles. 10 mg ~Total Carb 18g
Aaah! Okay.
It still sounds delicious!! I can believe he calls it heaven!
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Both versions sound very yummy! Heaven, indeed :). Thank you for the well wishes, I’m feeling much better now. Have a great week, Quilly.
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Rosidah — mint-chocolate chip isn’t my favorite.
Now ask me about “soul food”.
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Love — you can gnaw on your own foot, thanks.
Really I thought only Babies could put their toes in their mouths? 🙂
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Think again. Many adults put their foot in their mouths on a regular basis. You’ve even done it once or twice.
I do that all the time, sometimes I get both feet in there together,
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I had strawberry cheesecake ice cream for dinner.
Doug — That’s funny. I don’t remember dishing up a bowl for you.
We had banana splits one night for dinner. Amanda has never let me live it down!
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Melli — Well, at least you had a bit of banana to redeem you!
Men ! serve him salad with meat, salad with fish, salad with turkey, salad with chicken that’s healthy !
Thanks for the botanical lesson, lol ! I hope tonight I still know what kind of flowers I have on my pictures !
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salad only with olive oil and balsamic vinegar ! of course !
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Gattina — I feed Amoeba a lot of salads, but he loves his carbs.
Good for you guys….I had some Blue Bell Southern Hospitality. Drop by my blog sometime today and pick up a little something I have for you.
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Bluebell is yummy!
phew, i have no idea what you’re talking about but i want to try it
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Juliana — what is it you don’t understand, the ice cream flavors, or eating helthy?
both, i guess… the ice creams here don’t have such wacky names
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And these aren’t even the wackiest ones! Take a gander at Ben & Jerry’s flavors!
Yup, that’s life in my house as well.
It is hard to please every one.
I:)
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LAdy — I don’t know many people who wouldn’t be pleased by ice cream for dinner. (I’m sure they exist, I just don’t know them.)
Too funny, it reminds me of the joke (clean by the way) about an old fellow who dies and goes to Heaven early. Eventually his beloved wife joins him and says how she missed him for all these long years and now they will be reunited in God’s Heaven from Everlasting to Everlasting. To celebrate she cooks him up one of her Gastrornomical (oops can’t spell this one) Feasts. He looks at her and tells her this is why they were separated all these years because of her cooking. He told her if she cooked healthy he’d have had a lot more time on Earth with her.
Cheers
Pay Heed Amoeba
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Bill, I usually cook healthy. We have salads and fresh veggies on a regular basis. I try to cook more chicken than beef. I’d serve fish more often but even though we live on an island, it’s quite pricy.
Can’t fault the logic there!
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Yeah — and I didn’t want to!
Well he has the right idea about food.
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Dr. John — I knew you would approve!
I bet it’s difficult to reason with logic.
Cooper — I didn’t try. This time his logic was applied to something I wanted to support!
Now there’s my kinds of health food. Eating healthy…pfffft…irregardless of where you are tyring to get when the old ticker gives out 🙂 Happy Praleens and Cream (even if I can’t spell it right)
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So, when you came to my house for dinner you ate very little. Why? Were you fearing being poisoned, or was the food that bad?
LOL…it was the first time we met. I was trying to be polite…Now that you know me,. almost like the back of your hand, I can be the pig I really am when it comes to food ROFLMAO
“planning meals for hell”- I love it!! 🙂
Andrew — I never know what that man is going to say next!
Mr Mar keeps telling me the same thing while he sips some red wine and eats (high caloric) cheese….
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Mar — I love all things dairy. Cheese is a staple in my diet!
Lots of food for thought here 🙂
I came up with a simple formula several years ago. I decided to keep eating the same food but move it around from 3 big meals to 5 little ones. It worked.
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Such a sweet conversation 🙂 My son prefers strawberry ice cream and it has to be a certain brand (Dean’s) or Schwan’s
I’m going to suggest that lack of sleep may be causing (or exacerbating) the weight gain.
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