Discrimination

June 26, 2009

She is a bit perplexed this morning — and not amused by it.  It seems that He, despite his two years in Hawaii is content to sleep without covers on these 50 degree nights, while She, after ten years in Vegas then two years in Hawaii, is bundled under the covers from her nose to her toes.  Given that She was swaddled from head to toe and He wore only a scrap of cloth, She wants to know why she woke covered in mosquito bites this morning, and he has nary a one!

She wants to have a serious talk with Mother Nature.  He is perfectly content with the status quo.

About the author

Quilly is the pseudonym of Charlene L. Amsden, who lives in the Pacific Northwest and is currently working on writing the next great American novel. You may visit her writing blog at http://charlene-amsden.com.

31 Comments

  • Nessa says:

    It’s because She is so sweet and He obviously is not tasty.

    Nessa’s last blog post..Guess What This Is

  • Doug says:

    Mosquitos know nothing of justice. And they might like females. I’ve had occasion to celebrate the same cruelty.

  • amberstar says:

    Oh…it is opposite here, except I get all the mosquito bites. We have screens on the windows and doors. I can’t imagine living somewhere you wouldn’t need them.

    My hubby is cold most of the time. I thought when he went to the doc and found his thyroid was not working properly and got a rx it would change, but not so much really.

    Right now we can’t even imagine 57 degree weather….it is going to be another over 100 day for us.

    amberstar’s last blog post..Stealing from Thom

    • Quilly says:

      Amber — believe me the screens are needed, but this is a very nice (though not elegant) fully furnished (dishes, linens, etc) 2 bedroom apartment that cost us about as much for a month’s rent as one night would have in the local 4 star hotel. So, I’m not going to gripe about the lack of screens — though I am going to grip about the mosquito bites!

  • Barbara H. says:

    50 degrees sounds so good right now. We’ve been in the 90s.

    How odd that you got all the bites when you were covered up. You must just be tasty.

    Barbara H.’s last blog post..Friday’s Fave Five

  • T says:

    heh… it’s because mosquitos are attracted to the person who has the higher blood pressure… or is it the higher cholesterol… I can’t remember which… either way, it’s cause you have the nummier blood

    • Quilly says:

      Not blood pressure or cholesterol — estrogen. Females seeking females for an estrogen fix before laying their eggs.

  • Nicole says:

    I feel your pain, that could have been me ;)

    Nicole’s last blog post..All kinds of wonderful

  • BryAntics says:

    It’s the good rich blood that does it! As for me, I can take the bite but not the annoying sound of a mosquito seeking me out. We’re enjoying heat-free, mozzie-free nights right now and, as one of your other orrespondents says, we have screens on our windows.

    • Quilly says:

      Brenda — rented windows sans screens. Alas. And today was beautiful with temos in the high 70s, but the previous two days it has rained!

  • Bill says:

    Just because you are Special, this is why.

    Bill’s last blog post..What Is A Bus Wench ??

  • Dr. John says:

    It could be some kind of blanket bug and not a mosquito . You know , a bed bug.

    Dr. John’s last blog post..Flash 55

    • Quilly says:

      Nope, Dr. John, they are annoying, buzzing insects. I think Amoeba uncovers me when I am asleep so they can bite me.

  • Just proof that mosquitoes are evil embodied, with wings. And that so many things are unfair where men are involved ! LOL

    We have no mosquitoes. Even THEY don’t want to live here.
    :-(
    I hope you have a pleasanter sleep and sweet mosquito-less dreams tonight!

    Susan at Stony River’s last blog post..Friday Flash 55 and Acts of Kindness

  • Thumbelina says:

    There appears to be no justice in this world at all!

    Thumbelina’s last blog post..Friday Skies (Portuguese Style) – Skywatch

  • Sally says:

    She needs to wear a to-the-chin and down-to-the-ankles flannel nightgown. Mosquitoes don’t like flannel.

    Sally’s last blog post..Abused China Cabinet

  • Melli says:

    THIS happens to me about once every two years! HE sleeps in the buff. SHE sleeps wearing jammies. SHE wakes up with 200 skeeta bites on her fanny! HE gets notta! HOW does that happen??? I’m with ya Quilly…. A Mother Nature confrontation is in order!

    Melli’s last blog post..FFF & FF55…

    • Quilly says:

      Melli — according to Amoeba, it is our estrogen that makes us the target, so I say lets start sneaking the stuff into the guy’s food ….. “Would you like some estrogen errr, buttermilk pancakes, dear?”

  • Cherie says:

    Oh my mortal enemy the mosquito. Blood sucking freaks of nature. They’re the embodiment of evil. Their logic defies comprehension. (If you can resist that initial urge to scratch, they’ll go away much faster and itch a lot less. Believe me, I am an expert. ;) )

  • Quilly says:

    Cherie — Exactly! Vampires in training!

  • The Mumma says:

    Maybe mosquitos in the southern hemisphere live in opposite land because it’s always my husband that gets eaten alive in our family!

  • Thom says:

    Happy that I’m here? I’ve been kinda busy the last couple of days…what gathering mail, glasses going to the PO and then of course there is the always transfering hosts on one’s domain…As I said in the email…no need to reimburse…by MOSQUITO repellant

    Thom’s last blog post..Saturday 9 – I Want You Back oh and I’m Back

  • Raven says:

    Funny. I can’t sleep without covers. It could be a trillion degrees and I’d need covers. I recommend taking brewer’s yeast. Besides being good for you, it’s supposed to discourage mosquitos who don’t like the smell taste. I had read this and recommended it to a friend years back who was traveling to Bali. She said everyone else was covered in bites and she only got bitten the one day she forgot to take the brewer’s yeast.

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