Susan from Stony River, welcomes us to Microfiction Monday,
where a picture paints just 140 characters.
If you’d like to join us, stop by Susan’s, pick up the picture prompt, and sign in.
Oh, and while you’re over there, say Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday, Susan!
The last thing I remember was my husband saying his farts were flammable. I said, “That’s ridiculous!” And then he grabbed the lighter …
Your story is a micro blast.
Mnday’s MeMe – One is not like the Others
Nessa — a bit of a gas, even.
We’ve joked about that possibility but never tested it out.
If I read about you on the news I’ll know your curiosity got the better of you.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh NOOOOOO! LOL! My boys tried that once!!! LOL!
Melli — boys will be boys!
<————me picking myself up off the ground from falling off my chair. OMG that is just too funny. I tried that once as a kid and only managed to squeeze out a liitle toot…needless to say the fire on the match burnt my fingers while I was trying to accomplish a huge explosion.
Thom — it was your lucky day!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…I never thought I’d see something so gloriously uncouth on YOUR blog. I love it!
Kelley — I always happy to entertain.
I laughed, and then my husband nearly busting his gut laughing made me laugh harder, and now after Thom’s comment I laughed all over again until it took me ten minutes just to get my breath back enough to type. DANG!
Suddenly after all these years a moment is coming back to me from Catcher in the Rye, in which some kid farted during somebody’s speech–am I remembering right? And Holden said, “he damn near blew the roof off”. Yours did! ROFL!!
Susan — in my RL, I had a dog that we were afraid to allow to close to the natural gas pilot lights ….
Too funny!
Well done.
Carletta — I am glad you enjoyed.
Talk about burning the House Down, how would it be explained to the Insurance Fellow.
Too Funny
Bill, I believe she was explaining iot to the insurance fellow — or maybe the doctor ….
OMG Quilly I almost choked laughing! Fabulous m’deario. LOL
Akelamalu — I am so happy I was able to entertain you.
bwahahahaha! explosive stuff!
Polona — indeed.
Oh no you didn’t go there! what a riot.
Very very good!
Nice to meet you!
Peggy — I pretty much go wherever I please. (Uhm, not literally, of course.)
This is hands down the funniest of the day! Can’t wait to see what you do next week!
Hope — oh no! What if I can’t live down to my reputation?!
Thanks for making my day! That was so funny!
Church Lady, any time ….
lol…I love this one.
Pia — thank you.
Well done!
And I do believe it works. My fourth son tried it once in high school. Got sent home, of course.
And did he come home sitting, of stretched out on his tummy?