Susan from Stony River, welcomes us to Microfiction Monday,
where a picture paints just 140 characters.
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God said, “Gabriel, visit Earth & study their technology.
Over 2 thousand years you’ve been working on the
Armegeddon laser
and it doesn’t work yet.”
This post was highly influenced by my current reading material: Mercury Falls, by Rob Kroese. This satire makes it abundantly clear that if Heaven was run by church committees, Armageddon would come in way over budget, under-manned and only after great dissension and turmoil among the workers.
This is a rollicking funny read that vividly portrays how/why committee plans go awry and the very real need not to put our own thoughts and actions first. Even while laughing I have ruefully seen my own mistakes on display.
Stay tuned, I will soon be doing a more thorough review on this novel and one lucky commenter will win their very own copy of, Mercury Falls, by Rob Kroese.
LOL!!! Okay… verrrrrrrrrrry brief science fiction I can handle! That was GOOD!
Melli — this was really short on science and really long on fiction. I’m glad you liked it.
Ho ho, good one Quilly!
Akelamalu — thank you.
ROFLMAO…Q this was the bomb! Very well done. Do you suppose it will ever work? LOL
Thom — it does work to warm our hearts, which is really all God really wanted.
Very funny. Heaven would be in serious trouble. that book looks good.
Thanksgiving MeMe
Nessa — this book is typical Diesel. Funny & irreverent in a reverent sort of way. It is just the kind of book you would expect a satyric church finance chair to write!
Nicely done Quilly, Someday Gabriel may get it working yet,
Bill — when that day comes I predict it looks nothing like a rainbow.
too funny! we may be safe for a while yet after all
Polona — one can hope.
I need that book!
And OMG Quilly, I laughed out loud at your story! It does look like a spaceship’s abduction-beam gone a bit bent LOL
I think we can all identify with drawn-out bureaucratic failures these days…
Susan – -when I review the book, enter to win my contest. If you don’t want to wait, visit Amazon.com and pick one up.
Now, how could I beat either a) the Superior Snap, or b) the 140 words? Well, you know moi. 140 might be a tad constraining for my overly windy self. That’s why Twitter tries my soul…
Melissa — Twitter birthed this meme! Give it a shot. I didn’t think I could do it, either, but really, it’s easy!
Oh that ‘s the funniest one yet! I often wonder if the Devil created the Committee concept just to slow us down?
As always, this is a fun place to visit. Hope you and yours have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Guilly;
Let’s hope Gabriel doens’t get that one started. Looks like a great book!
Amazing interpretation,I love it!
Peggy — I hope Gabriel doesn’t get that one started, too. Armageddon by Rainbow just sounds wrong. — Quilly
Hope — I’ve had that thought more than once!
The pastor at our first church years ago, frustrated by so many meetings that were interfering with his ministering to folks, one Sunday preached, “I don’t think that when Jesus returns he’s going to say, ‘let’s schedule a meeting!”
Kelley — indeed. A meeting is the surest way to end a great idea or ministry concept.
Well written little story.
Dr. John — thank you.
Good one! I can imagine they’re behind the curve up there, with their harps and such.
Granny Sue — well, given that the angels are mostly of the “peace of Earth” bent, weapons of mass destruction aren’t in their repertoire.
Poor Gabriel, I think he was working out of his league, his usual line of business ,for a couple of thousand years. I am sure God could draft someone from the U.S. or other tech nation and get the job done.
Gabriel is an announcer, not a player.
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Jim — indeed. One should stick to what one knows.
Very witty micro fiction! I hope we still have more time… This brings the rainbow to a whole other perspective.
Rosidah — never fear. God meant the rainbow for peace. The Bible is much more reliable than I!
Enjoyed that
I think the little Angel is having problems with spectral analysis and targeting.