A Christmas Tag
Attention Thom:
I want to be tagged! Tag Heuer has been making precision Swedish watches for 150 years. Right now BlueDial.com has tag heuer watches on sale. As always with BlueDial, shipping is free and precise band sizing is available. If you order now, you should have my Tag Heuer watch in plenty of time for Christmas.
I have been having trouble keeping track of time lately and I am thinking perhaps you should get me one of these. When you call, I always seem to be a day late and running around in circles. What do you think? Will a new watch make me better organized?
To Everyone Else:
Thom was giving me a ration [again] this morning. I think he has a spy camera in my house because he calls every morning about 3 minutes after I wake. He immediately starts rattling off questions or directions and cracks up laughing and/or heckles me when I don’t understand or can’t answer coherently. Then he demands to know what time it is. I never know.
So, I’m thinking a Tag Heuer watch would be just perfect — and Thom can pay for it. That way when he calls me up just to ask what time it is, I can look at my wrist and say, “According to the Tag Heuer watch you bought me, it’s too flippin’ early for this call!” Right? Right!
Tag, Thom. You’re IT!
O’Ceallaigh & The Quill
My daughter-in-law bought my son a Tag Heuer watch Christmas before last.
Thom, if you’re paying, you better sign up for more bus routes!
Carletta — what I suspect this will actually get me is a “bite me!” I have quite a collection of those!
LOL. You two are great together! I think it is kind of sad that you’ll be moving. But I know that it is a wonderful opportunity for Amoeba and you.
Rosidah — Thom is already working out ways to pester me from afar! Trust me, once he’s found a
victimfriend he keeps them!That sounds totally fair to me! LOL
Cherie — thanks. I’ll tell him you agree!
I just love the relationship you both have. I can really see how much fun you have together. I’ll be he gets that watch for you.
Kay — Thom is our neighbor. He is not Amoeba. You knew that, right?
Quilly Quilly Quilly…BITE ME BITE ME BITE ME!!!!!! But I will tell you I have just the gift for you…I’m going to wrap it all up and make sure you open it on Christmas morning…by the way…did I tell you to BITE ME!!! iF i didn’t, let me reiterate once again BITE ME!!! Oh and just for good measure PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Thom — I hope that gift is a towel. I need it after that spit shower you just gave me! And if I have to bite you, I’d best run to the store and get a couple of gallons of tenderizer to soak you in, and some antacids, too!
Don’t forget the crazy glue that your going to need to glue your teeth back to your mouth after you get done biting. No amount of tenderizer is going to soften the meat on this body LOL
Thank you. You can bring me a tube of that when you deliver my Tag Hauer.
Santa is watching you two.
Santa Cartoon Riddle
Nessa — yes, and he’s ROTFLHAO.
Forget the bus routes, forget Friday Harbor. You two need your own show on network television!
I’m. Just. Saying.
Susan — okay. How much are they paying? Where’s the contract?
ROFLMBO!!! That is the best advertisement you have written YET!!! I LOVE it!
Melli — I was in a “get even” sort of mood.
you guys rock!
Polona — you mean are heads are full of them, right?