He and She were driving home from celebrations of the night before Christmas. As they were pulling in to their street, they noticed a party at the next-door neighbor’s house, where Ted and Suze live.
She: I see Ted’s having Christmas eve.
He: Hm. That seems a little one-sided.
She: One-sided?
He: Yeah. If Ted’s having Christmas Eve, Suze should be having Christmas Adam. Shouldn’t she?
~ post courtesy of the punniest amoeba on earth.
A gen-yoo-wine christmas turkey. Merry Christmas, you two, Adamoeba and Quilleve.
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Douglassss — what role should we cast you in?
What a way to end Christmas day LOL. This is just too funny. I hope you had a great day
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Thom — I thought you were coming by? We were home all day! The ahi steaks came out perfect. I am about to serve chocolate cake made from scratch.
I said I would try. I couldn’t make it. Was too busy. This weekend has just been hectic…gotta jet now also
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Love it!
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LOL!
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Linda — he got me good again this morning. I’ll share it later.
Groan groan – DOUBLE groan! :p
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Melli — agreed.
Cute.
The book arrived but I haven’t had time to look at it. Thank you again.
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Betty — you’re welcome. I can’t believe it got there so fast! I was told that even though it was priority mail, it wouldn’t arrive until after the weekend due to holiday time schedules.
Amoeba’s punny mind works in strange ways! He must be hard to keep up with!
On another note, I can’t believe you made the cake from scratch! I often use ready mixes!
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Gigi — Amoeba is just strange, period. AND, I should have used a cake mix. The cake came out very dry. Alas.
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Quilly, that punch line must have triggered my kiddie filter. I had to go into “overide.”
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And just after you popped my comment my sister left this one. She knows me pretty good.
“your sister said…
Think you’ve been there & done that…Santa remembers you had a motorcycle or scooter or something & you took your Mom for a ride on it….for longer than she thought she was going to be on it.
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Maybe Santa didn’t think you were very good this year?
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Perhaps I should drop in on your neighbor guy’s party. (Reason deleted)
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everybody shouldhave their personal adam or/and eve on a christmas party in paradise
not so much paradise,i hear? dang, i knew there was a catch!
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Polona — paradise doesn’t live at Ted’s & Suze’s place. Trust me on that.
Can’t contest ! he is absolutely right, lol !
Gattina — what’s good for the goose is good for the gander!
I think he’s perfectly right
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Nicole — and Amoeba made a point of telling me you thought so. If he tries picking up his own Eve he’ll likely not like my subsequent point.
You guys must have the most fun with each other. You must be laughing with each other all the time.
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Kay — laughing or asking, “What?!”
Woo hoo, go Ted and Suze! ROFL
Susan — they usually do, but verbally! Those two can cuss like you won’t believe!