Flash 55 is hosted by G-Man (Mr. Knowitall). Click the icon below or the link for more information. All you have to do to join in is write a story in exactly 55 words then trip over to G-Man’s blog and let him know you’ve posted your 55.
Jack’s girl wanted an expensive designer perfume for her birthday. Jack decided to steal it. A security guard tackled him and the bottle broke, soaking Jack’s coat. Ultimately, the police were summoned, but they refused to arrest Jack. They explained to the irate manager, “We can’t arrest him when he’s so obviously in a scent.”
Great punch line!
You are amazing, Quiilly!
Keep the FUNNIES in your weekends!
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shakira
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Thanks, Shakira!
hahahahahaha oh that was punny
Great 55 Quilly 
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Erica — we do a lot of puns here.
In a scent… That is so clever and funny!
Loved your 55!
Love/ Jo.
Johanna — thanks. I am glad you enjoyed.
innocent, huh? If they only knew…
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Gigi — yeah, something about that scenario really smelled!
OH Q…how clever is that LOL Excellent 55.
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Thom — sometimes I impress myself!
Ah, those cops have a nose for a crime.
Enjoyed that.
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Tony — Really? You don’t think this pure nonscents?
LOL! I like your play with words!
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Mona — thank you. Reactions like yours make it worth the effort.
smart and cool 55,
beautiful story!
jingle
Ji — so you didn’t get it?
ugh…lol. too funny 55.
my 55 is up.
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Brian — you get puns here. That’s just the way it is.
A ha. So, they let Jack go and his girlfriend smelled perfume all over him and kicked him out.
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Doug — how did you know? Don’t tell me Jack ended up on your couch?
Arrgh, thanks for this witting groaner, LOL.
My 55 is Everything I Lack
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Peter — it was my pleasure!
Thanks for stopping by my 55. I thoroughly enjoyed yours.
Matthew — you’re welcome. How’s the remodel going?
Great play on words Quilly!!!
Here’s mine Take Pleasure – 101
Have a super terrific weekend.
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Anni — I am glad you enjoyed it.
Nice one, Quilly!
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Mama Z — I bet you say that to all the 55ers.
Very clever!
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Barbara — thank you. Writing these is fun once they’re published. (Not so much when I am trying to get them right.)
Groan! And I mean that in the nicest way.
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Alice — thanks. I understand and appreciate your unwilling admiration.
Ohhhhhh my gosh! What a brilliant punch line! I should EXPECT this from the Mistress of Puns!
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Melli — oh dear. I know I have set the bar too high for myself with this one. Don’t get too used to this!
I bet the groans can be heard on the space station. GOOD ONE!
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Buzzard — wow! My blog is popular even that far away?!
i had to read it several times. Very good pun.
Flash 55 – Help?
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Nessa — you read it several time to understand it, or to enjoy it?
cops with a punny sense of humour – who would have thought!
loved this!
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Polona — cops with a sense of humor at all …..
Huge GROAN – but it works!
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Carletta — groan all you want as long as it comes with a smile!
LOL – you are such a stinker!
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Linda — not to appear too immodest, but I thought this story scentsational!
My first groaner of the day….thanks. For a moment there I thought there wouldn’t be one. I will sleep tonight. My 55 is HERE.
Monkey Man — I am pleased to have given you cause to groan.
You got me that time. I can’t stop laughing!
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Thank you, Sandy. That was the reaction I was hoping for!
Good one. Nice 55.
Connie — thank you.
Quilly m’dear, you are definitely channeling Dr. John – just fabulous!
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*slaps forehead*
And I swear I hear Dr. John laughing all the way from heaven.
Have a great weekend!
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I am chuckling, chuckling. Good one!
My 55 is up here.
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LOL. Scentsational 55 Flash!