Standard Complaint #347

November 24, 2010

He doesn’t listen.

She made his favorite luncheon meat (ground roast pork mixed with onions, dried cranberries, pecans, mayo, mustard, & a shot of soy sauce) She said, “We are out of Swiss cheese.”

He said, “I will live.”

She said, “So, would you prefer no cheese at all, or a bit of Cheddar Cheese?”

He said, “Yes, please.”

She said, “Uhm ….”

He looked up from his computer screen. “What?”

She said, “You need to decide.”

He said, “Decide what?”

She said, “About the cheese.”

He frowned. “Didn’t you just say there wasn’t any?”

She said, “Okay then, no cheese on your sandwich.”

He said, “Can’t I have cheddar?”

~*~


Quilly is the pseudonym of Charlene L. Amsden, who lives in the Pacific Northwest. When she is not doing book reviews or creating curriculum literature units, she is working on writing the next great American novel. You may visit her writing blog at http://charlene-amsden.com. Quilly is the pseudonym of Charlene L. Amsden, who lives in the Pacific Northwest. When she is not doing book reviews or creating curriculum literature units, she is working on writing the next great American novel. You may visit her writing blog at http://charlene-amsden.com.


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Quilly is the pseudonym of Charlene L. Amsden, who lives in the Pacific Northwest. When she is not doing book reviews or creating curriculum literature units, she is working on writing the next great American novel. You may visit her writing blog at http://charlene-amsden.com.

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