Author Archive

Water Pity

December 9, 2011
humor

He and She were working at the lab … She: “Here, take this pot and fill it with water for …Read the Rest

This Lane Is Your Lane, This Lane Is My Lane

December 5, 2011
Hawaii

He and She were driving down scenic roads (the signs said so) on Hawai‘i Island, He in search of plants …Read the Rest

Candle iPower

November 29, 2011
humor

It was well into what should have been a long winter’s nap. She walked into the room just as He …Read the Rest

Cooked!

November 17, 2011
Hawaii

He: “So I’m standing here trying to fix dinner …” She: “Fix dinner? I didn’t know it was broken.” He: …Read the Rest

You Can’t See Him In the Dark Anyway

November 9, 2011
humor

She: “Help!” He: “With what?” She: “I need to find something about David!” He: “Sorry. Too late.” She: “Too late? …Read the Rest

Amoeba Has Questions

November 5, 2011
humor

Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba woke this morning with a sunbeam and an earworm. This is not good. Extracting a sunbeam …Read the Rest

Fish Fry 2

Fish Fry 2
October 30, 2011
humor

Sorry, you still can’t have any. Same reason as last time. You remember the last time, when Your Friendly Neighborhood …Read the Rest

Counter Fable

Counter Fable
October 24, 2011
humor

He: ” … and I did some sampling at the floor of the Pololu Valley, right about here. It was …Read the Rest

The Awful English Language – Just Sea-ing

October 19, 2011
humor

Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba was sitting at his computer, polishing his tin cup preparing yet another grant proposal and generally …Read the Rest

Fish fry

Fish fry
October 15, 2011
humor

No you can’t have any. At least not until they grow up. Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba supposes he’d better explain. …Read the Rest

Family Building

October 12, 2011
humor

She: “I tell you, I don’t know where people get their ideas for naming their kids.” He: “Yeah. There sure …Read the Rest

En Garde-n

October 10, 2011
humor

(Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba continues trying to (um) help with Quilly’s blog …) He: “Where are you off to?” She: …Read the Rest

Take Two Aspirin And …

October 7, 2011
humor

Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba retired from blogging some time ago. But the other day, Quilly was wishing for posts for …Read the Rest

The Hoofprints of Paradise

May 17, 2011
Hawaii

It was after sundown. Darkness falls quickly on the Hawaiian Islands after sundown. I was walking down a beachfront road …Read the Rest

Dude and Dude: (Nothing) Sacred Song

May 7, 2011
humor

“Beethoven?” “Yeah, dude. Somethin’ wrong wit’ that?” “No way, dude, I just didn’t know you could. What d’y’use?” “Huh?” “For …Read the Rest

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