Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He emerged from the closet with sweat pants in hand. She said, “Are you wearing those to work?” He said, “I have to. I don’t seem to have any clean jeans.” She said, “Yes you do! I washed the laundry yesterday!” She ran into the laundry room to get his [...]
She: “So I’m walking through the fair, and there’s this great big pot on a counter. I want it, but it’s so big that it wouldn’t work on our stove unless we used all four burners at the same time. And it’s so heavy, I can’t lift it! “Then the [...]
As you’ll recall, gentle readers, the Quill has been a little less in evidence on the blogosphere of late, because she’s actively pursuing her dream of becoming a published author. As often as not these days, she and her computer are having a dialogue (it’s polite, most of the time) [...]
“Man, dude, I ain’t laughed so hard in weeks. This picture of a loser in a rowboat thumbin’ his nose at the waves. ‘Maybe his psychiatrist was right‘. Ha! Gnarly, as you’d say, dude. Um, dude? Dude?” “Mmphf.” “What the hell are you doin’, dude?” “Will you be careful what [...]
He entered the kitchen. She said: “What can I do for you?” He said: “Nothing. I just want a couple of paper towels.” She said [loudly and emphatically]: “No!” He froze in the act of reaching for the obviously full roll of paper towels and said: “Why not?” She said: [...]