Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
They sat down to a lovely roast pork dinner She had cooked. He:  “Mmmmm, Kalua Pig!  I’m afraid I am getting to the age where meals like this are going to have to be a rare occurrence.  Time to start watching my cholesterol and blood pressure.” She, pausing with her fork [...]
He and She were working at the lab … She: “Here, take this pot and fill it with water for me, would you please?” He: “Will do … Hey!!” She: “What? Something’s wrong?” He: “I’ll say something’s wrong!” She: “Too late. I already did that.” He: “Fun-neee. Not. I’d say [...]
He and She were driving down scenic roads (the signs said so) on Hawai‘i Island, He in search of plants to study, She in search of plants to photograph. Part of what made these roads so scenic was their profusion of diamond-shaped yellow signs, most of them announcing that They [...]
It was well into what should have been a long winter’s nap. She walked into the room just as He was blowing an unidentified object off of the keyboard of his laptop: She: “Sorry, love, but that won’t work.” He: “What won’t?” She: “Trying to turn the computer off by [...]
He: “So I’m standing here trying to fix dinner …” She: “Fix dinner? I didn’t know it was broken.” He: “Right. How ’bout you give me a break?” She: “Where?” He: “Um .. as I was saying. I get a saucepan, open the box, pour the contents of the box [...]