Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He and She were working at the lab … She: “Here, take this pot and fill it with water for me, would you please?” He: “Will do … Hey!!” She: “What? Something’s wrong?” He: “I’ll say something’s wrong!” She: “Too late. I already did that.” He: “Fun-neee. Not. I’d say [...]
He and She were driving down scenic roads (the signs said so) on Hawai‘i Island, He in search of plants to study, She in search of plants to photograph. Part of what made these roads so scenic was their profusion of diamond-shaped yellow signs, most of them announcing that They [...]
It was well into what should have been a long winter’s nap. She walked into the room just as He was blowing an unidentified object off of the keyboard of his laptop: She: “Sorry, love, but that won’t work.” He: “What won’t?” She: “Trying to turn the computer off by [...]
He: “So I’m standing here trying to fix dinner …” She: “Fix dinner? I didn’t know it was broken.” He: “Right. How ’bout you give me a break?” She: “Where?” He: “Um .. as I was saying. I get a saucepan, open the box, pour the contents of the box [...]
She: “Help!” He: “With what?” She: “I need to find something about David!” He: “Sorry. Too late.” She: “Too late? Since when?” He: “Since after sundown. About four hours ago now.” She: “What does that have to do with it?” He: “Just, like, everything.” She: “Are you being difficult on [...]