In My Mailbox
Dear Mr. Quilly,
We have thoroughly researched your site and believe you have overlooked a potentially lucrative market for your product. You need to target new brides. Please contact us. We can show you how to tap into this constant and profitable market in just three easy steps.
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Hehe — thoroughly researched. Something makes me suspect otherwise. After reading this highly entertaining letter I laid it to rest in the great cyberspace spam graveyard. I shipped it along with a virtual bouquet of flowers and a card signed by Mr. Quilly. Pft!
19 Comments
Hmmmm, Mr Quilly. I think you just missed the chance of a lifetime! ROFL!!!
I got one the other week telling me how well written my blog was, and would I not like to write posts? Aaaah come on!! I’m not a writer, far from it!
.-= Jientje´s last blog ..Friday’s Fave Five =-.
But Jientje, your blog is very well written! Your English is better than many native speakers. I don’t think there is anything you don’t do exceedingly well.
ROFLMBO at you AND Jientje! I can’t believe either one of you even OPEN your spam – much less READ it?! LOL! Ohhhhhh DELETE is my BEST friend… but I guess I’m missing some humor too….
.-= Melli´s last blog ..Thematic Photographic – Abandoned =-.
Melli — this one actually made it past the spam filters and into my email box. That is a very rare occurrence, so — despite my suspicion that it was indeed spam — I looked to make certain. I’m glad I did. The time I spent reading it was worth the laugh.
The best any of us can do is to overlook new brides. For most, it’s just a dream. Congratulations.
.-= Doug´s last blog ..Shamrock =-.
Doug — you’re such a romantic!
Brides would make a tasty market. There was a time when entire villages gave dragons maidens dressed in white . They were very good. But those were the old days. But if it was ” researched” should you pass it up?
.-= Fandango´s last blog ..Changing Times =-.
Fandango — since my name doesn’t begin with the term Mr. I am somewhat skeptical of their research methods.
LOL!! I’ve gotten some weird ones, but this is the most unusual.
They could not have researched very far if they called you MR. Quilly!!!
.-= Barbara H.´s last blog ..Friday’s Fave Five =-.
Barbara — my thoughts exactly. I have no idea what I did to earn a male identity, but I get a lot of spam directed toward men. Most of it has titles so offensive I have to scrub my eyes after deleting them! There’s no way I’d ever open one!
I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t even bother to open spam. I must have missed out on a jolly few.
.-= gigi-hawaii´s last blog ..Preferring silence =-.
Gigi — some of them are quite funny!
Yeah that’s some research all right BWAH HA HAAA HA!!! Jeez, spam, how delightful. I once wanted to host a spam contest on my blog but I’m too lazy; reading them is sometimes hilarious enough.
.-= Susan at Stony River´s last blog ..Friday Fave 5 (Or, 5 Reasons to Never See ‘Home’ Again…) =-.
Susan — how would one go about judging quality spam?
Their researchers aren’t very good are they? LOL
I like your reply 🙂
.-= Akelamalu´s last blog ..Friday 55 Flash Fiction # 85 Trapped….. =-.
Akelamalu — either they’ve done a very crappy research job or they need some gender identification pointers!
Thanks for the giggle :)!
Nicole — my pleasure.
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