Momentous Questions For Our Time
1. Would grapes be as popular if they were really gray?
2. If you’re name’s not Sue, would you object to being served soup? Would you sue?
3. According to the ancient “doctrine of signatures” – to cure what ails you, you eat something that resembles whatever’s being affected. If you’ve got liver trouble, for example, you go find a liverwort, which looks like a liver, and make a medicine out of it.
Does this mean that coffee’s the cure for the common cold?
No, the jazz didn’t do this to me. It was the five hours of report writing that followed the jazz that did it.
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Whatever it was, Amoeba, I wish you an easy Saturday.
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Doug — he came to bed at 3:30 a.m. I have ordered him to sleep in. Strangly enough, he didn’t argue.
Quilly’s gotta quit letting you access her blog! LOL
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Linda — only if he starts with the political stuff.
Reports are bad for you, Amoeba. The Surgeon General is thinking of issuing a nationwide health warning.
Purdie Pyrate
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Nessa — oh! Then he could draw hazard pay!
Sorry, I don’t understand how coffee and the common cold are related…wouldn’t it be if you have a common cold you should be licking ice cream? It’s cold, runny, sticky, etc. just like a cold (only much nicer)
Hope the jazz was good though…
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Kelley — cough — coffee (sounds like ..)
Oh – du-uh! I still think ice cream is better for a COLD…
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Ah-ha! But with that logic, wouldn’t cold cream be better
Oh my, Quilly, look what Amoeba’s doing to your blog!
Ides of February are coming! Beware!
Remember all the comments and readers that he (didn’t have) had on his blog? Soon yours will be like that.
That really wasn’t what I wanted to say and really isn’t right. He is a talanted and funny guy.
What I wanted to say was (something I couldn’t find) that looks as delectable as snot that eating could help cure the common cold.
Come to think of it, I know quite a few people who DO eat snot, so I would guess that might be good to cu …
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Jim, your comments always edify my posts .. [choke]
Obviously, I need some coffee!! Or maybe a snow cone…
Still, jazz sounds really nice right now. 🙂
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Karen — how about a stuffed turkey to do away with that congestion?
grey or not, i never liked apes
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Polona — not even purple ones?
not even those. for some reason i have a thing against apes, chimps in particular. suppose it’s because they resemble humans too much
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Definitely better thoughts than report writing, I’d say.
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Susan — don’t encourage him!
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