55 Flash Fiction Friday
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More Blond Logic
The casserole dish contained only roasted onions and garlic. “Honey,†Jack said, “Did you forget the roast?â€
“No,†Blondie answered. “When I asked the grocer for edible bulbs, this is what he gave me.â€
“But why ask for edible bulbs in the first place?†Jack queried.
“Because you said we had to start eating light!â€
52 Comments
OMG this is just too funny. And to think you have a hint of blonde in your hair LOL 🙂
Thom — my blond comes from a bottle.
A great spark at the end of this one. I’m all aglow.
Tony — I am glad I was able to brighten your day.
I am glad I am not blonde.. Oh dear.
love it though, Quilly.. you do tell it like it is!
Happy Easter!
hugs
shakira
Shakira — most blonds aren’t really blond, either. 😉
Your story brightened my morning.
Nessa — I am glad I was able to provide a bit of glow.
badump bump…crash! i may need that diet. smiles.
nice 55. mine is up!
Brian – -then you’ll want to buy Certs, for certain!
OMGoodness!!! The logic of the blond…and seems to me the Butcher was a little blondish too?!!!
Mine is posted HERE. As always, scroll down below my Friday Show n Tell to find my 55.
Have a great holiday weekend.
Anni — it was the grocer — and she asked for edible bulbs!
groan
Now you have to have my blond joke:
A beautiful young blond is going to London. She has a coach ticket, but is sitting in first class.
The attendant tells her, Miss, you can’t sit in first class. Your ticket is for coach.”
The young blond replies, “I’m young, I’m beautiful and I’m going to London in first class.”
The head attendant tries, “Miss, your ticket is for coach. You have to go to the back of the plane.”
The blond says the same thing, “I’m young, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to London in first class.”
The head attendant explains things to the pilot. He says, “Don’t worry, I know how to handle this. I’m married to a young beautiful blond.
The pilot goes to the young lady, leans down and whispers something to her. She jumps up and runs to the back of the plane.
The crew is amazed. How did you do that?”
“I just told her that only the back of the plane is going to London.”
Wray — I like smart blonds!
This was funny… Even read it to the wife! Mine is here.
John — I am glad I brightened your visit to my blog.
OK, that was good.
Dawg! You OK? 😉
Doug – -that was a duel composition. I came up with the premise and Amoeba helped me fashion the punchline.
Arrrh, wonderful groaner. Bulbs, light, ha ha.
My 55 is Sackcloths of Despair
Peter — I’m glad you got it!
Just remember, everybody. A light snack will brighten your day.
Amoeba — and even put a bit of a glow in your smile
No heavy humor here!
She’s obviously the dim one in the pack!
Linsa — somebody needs to check to see if her light is switched on.
Hehe that’s funny!
Mine’s up too.
Akelamalu — I am glad you enjoyed it.
Haha! This is great!
My 55 is here if you’d like to read.
Greg — I am glad you enjoyed it.
Yes, it’s important to watch what you say to a blonde. He definitely had it coming!
Felicitas — my feelings exactly!
GROOOOOOOOOAN! Oh Quilly – that was baaaaaaaad! LOL!
Melli – -yeah, but it was funny!
That is really funny!
Mama Zen — I am glad you enjoyed it.
What a meanie she is! Reason for a divorce? ha!
Gigi – -if you caught last week’s 55 you’ll know that Jack & Blondie are newlyweds!
Awww… stumbled here and your blog totally brighten up my day. 🙂
Clement — thank you.
Quilly…
That one made me wince…Like a Quince!
Excellent 55 My Friend
Thank you for carrying on the Groan Factor…You Rock!
Thanks for visiting, thanks for playing, and have a Happy Easter, and a Kick Ass Week-End!
Galen
G-Man, quince are sour. What are you trying to say?
ah, the proverbial brightness of blondes!
i wonder what she would do if she were told to eat lighter
Polona — Cherries Jubilee!
Ha! Very funny indeed. I like the shorts.
OJM — who’s wearing shorts?
ROFL
Now we know what happened to Amelia Bedelia!
Susan – -LOL! That is the perfect comment! I love it.
Grrrrrroooooooan
Logo — so, you liked it, right?
Melli couldn’t have put it better. Great groaner. My 55 is HERE.
Monkey Man — Melli is often eloquent like that.
I am SO glad I’m not blonde….so I can giggle without guilt. Good one!
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