Dude and Dude: Where There’s Smoke …
“Dude?”
“Yeah?”
“Did you hear that announcement?”
“Which one? There’s lots.”
“The one that says that this is a non-smoking airport.”
“Makes me happy.”
“Oh?”
“Yeah. No smoke means I can see where I’m goin’.”
“But …”
“But what?”
“But I’m hungry, dude!”
“So?”
“How can anyplace cook me a gonzoburger without makin’ smoke, dude?”
“Dude?”
“Yeah?”
“Wake up and go to sleep, willya?”
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Dude, I’ve been there.
nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
phew! (i’m off to sleep)
No smoke no BBQ! LOL
I”m all for non-smoking anything.
Wake up and go to sleep?
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