How the Platypus Came to Be ~ NPM Day #1
“It is doneâ€, God said,
“It’s time to take a rest.â€
The angels marveled at the sun and stars,
Jesus liked the Earth the best.
God’s workshop was a jumble,
And Gabriel started to clean.
He found a pile of extra parts,
And caused some kind of scene.
“You know I can’t stand waste, Lord.
“You’ve got to use these bits,â€
“Can’t be done,†God told him.
“Nothing left there fits.â€
“You’re the Lord!†Said Gabriel,
“Ain’t nothing you can’t do.â€
So God jammed the bits together,
And made the platypus and you.
CLA
poem originally posted on David McMahon’s
Author Blog,
May 5th, 2008
Poet: Charlene L. Amsden
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I shared this previously, but it seemed the perfect poem for April Fool’s Day. This is National Poetry month and I will attempt to post a poem a day — some of them might even be new!
18 Comments
You know, it is time to take a rest.
I’d like to visit this blog more often but I’m a little uneasy with comment moderation. I’m beginning to think it tad rude as you’re my “Avon Lady”
n’est–ce pas?
Not that I mind because, frankly, Jim gets on my LAST NERVE !!!
Karen — I do moderate you for a reason!
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Oh yes, I haven’t done this for a long time but Rabbit, rabbit.
Good, Quilly, very clever writing.
I’m glad even though God made the platypus first of the last, he saved the best he had for the very last, YOU.
I’d like a poem a day but won’t have time for that. How about seven a week? Would that count? Blogger, now, today, owned by Google, lets me pick a date for them.
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Jim — thanks for the compliment — I think.
It’s funny, adorable and perfect for today! Hope you had a fun day, Quilly without too many jokes played on you.
Kay — the only “joke” I suffered was a friend who stood me up for dinner, but since I pretty much expected she would (because she’s a flake, not because she’s mean) I wasn’t surprised or upset.
Waste not, want not!
Akelamalu — that is the perfect comment for this post!
Still one of my favorite poems. I’m proud to say I was here when it first appeared.
Doug — I’m proud to say that you’ve been here since EVERY first thing! You were my very first
tormentor commenter, remember?Yeah, I like to brag about it now and then.
Love it!
Thanks, Linda.
Oh that is funny!!
RiA — I am glad you enjoyed it!
And you’re a poet? Is there no end to your amazing talents?
Bev — I am pretty certain that my attempts at prose don’t actually make me a poet.
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