Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She, whingeing. “My node id stuft. I can’d breafe. My hed hurds. I hab an icky cough an I feel horbidle.” He comes and sits on the bed beside her, puts his hand on her forehead, then stuffs a thermomenter in her mouth. “Shhhh…” he says. She removes the thermometer, [...]
I called my landlord the other day and told him there was much agitation at our house because the washing machine wouldn’t. “It doesn’t agitate?” He queried.  I confirmed that it neither agitated or spun. He said he’d be right over. He and his buddy came with a couple of [...]
I am sick. I spent yesterday vegatating. Today I’m going into work only long enough to get the urgent things handled. DayQuil® is my friend. I’m rather fond of Kleenex®, too! [...]
Welcome to Three Word Thursday #16. This week, joining the quondam word-list, we have niddering; amanuensis & tyro. We also have a whole list of perspicacious writers. If you enjoy reading my story, leave a comment then click on the names of the other players and go see how they [...]
Jientje, our mistress of fun, has cooked up a wonderful photo challenge, and this is what she has to say about it: When I was a kid, I was always fascinated by the colourful language my grandmother used. She had such a way with words, she had her own funny [...]