Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She said, “Thom hosted this quiz on his site and I just took it. You won’t believe what it says.” He said, “Oh?” “It says I am a spaceship!” She answered, then read aloud: You’re so weird that you’re practically out of this world. You are a total dreamer. You [...]
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He cooked dinner, a pork Sweet & Sour Stir Fry. She thanked him and told him it was delicious.  She also said, “You know, of course, that I adore you.” “What?” He said all innocent and offended. “I go to all the trouble of cooking you this great meal, and [...]
I want to join The High Order of Dragons. Fandango told me to find a local dragon and get my sacred shoelace. I found a local dragon — a very rich local dragon, he lives in a jewelry store! — and he told me I have to wrestle Dr. John [...]
She, sitting down, looks at her legs stretched out in front of her. “Look!” She cries and points at a spot on her shin. “There’s a hole in my leg!” He looks. “Huh,” he says. “Huh!?” She exclaims. “What do you mean, huh? There’s a hole in my leg!” He [...]