Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He complained about his weight gain. She said:Â “I need to look up some cooking-light type recipes online so we can start eating more healthy.” He exclaimed, apparently appalled:Â “Why would you want to do that?!” She said, clearly baffled:Â “Weren’t you just complaining about your weight?” He said: “What [...]
He clambered onto his bicycle and peddled off to work at eight o’clock in the morning and didn’t return home for 35.5 hours. About twelve hours into his shift, she took him some baked chicken wings and macaroni salad, and sat with him for about 5 hours. She read a [...]
I overheard this conversation while waiting to walk across the street at a Waikiki stoplight. A young lady, on her cell phone, says: “So this Joey guy shows up at my door and he’s gorgeous and I’m thinking this blind date thing might not be so bad after-all. Then he takes me [...]
Did you know that if you go into a store, gather food items, stand in line at the cash register, wait patiently while they ring up the groceries, then open your wallet and discover you’ve forgotten your debit card and only have $4.00 in cash, they will not give you [...]
Welcome to Three Word Thursday #14. This week, joining the quondam word-list, we have quiddle; uxorious; glabrous. We also have a whole list of perspicacious writers. If you enjoy reading my story, leave a comment then click on the names of the other players and go see how they used [...]