Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She handed him the shirt she’d just ironed. “We live in Hawaii. Why can’t we just run naked on the beach?” He said: “Depends. It matters which beach you pick.” She said: “If we had to wear Depends®, we wouldn’t be naked, now would we? Besides, we’d soak up a [...]
While you are all waiting for me to post something, why don’t you run over to Bill’s place and wish him some birthday cheer. Since he is one year and two days younger than I, I can tell you with complete certainty that this is his 49th birthday. [...]
Super Market Grocery shopping I must go, Got to get some food, you know. Here’s a magazine. Here’s a book. At the videos, I must look. I simply must browse through the wine, To sip upon while we dine. Next stop — one of my favorite places, Full of flowers [...]
My virtual birthday bash was a resouding success! I had an absolutely wonderful time. I want to thank my Amoeba, Doug, Nessa and Thom for hosting my birthday on their blogs. I had a lively flow of visitors and well-wishers all day long. If you were one of those visitors [...]
Cyberspace Casanova Suave and debonair, he flits from blog to blog flirting lasciviously, leaving bits of innuendo for each lovely maid. He tenders verse in one size fits all, insulting ladies left and right in commonality. Sublimely unaware of his offense, he recoils in surprise when confronted. Oh how it [...]