Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He had just returned home, after a four day meeting at a midwestern location known to some as That State Up North … She: “I suppose you’d like some lunch.” He: “That would be good.” She: “I could make you a hamburger.” He: “No thanks.” She: “No?” He: “It would [...]
“Hey dude!” “What?” “I thought that American football was a fall game.” “Yeah, dude. Of course it is. You fall when you’ve been tackled. Assuming, of course, that you like your knees and want to have them around awhile.” “Not that kind of fall, dude. The season ‘fall’, the one [...]
“Du-uuude!” “Sir?” “Well, excuuuse me, Mr. Fancy Threads. Am I permitted to breathe the same air as you? And what’s with the briefcase?” “It’s for the briefs, of course.” “You’re an underwear salesman?!? Since when …?” “The legal briefs. For the case.” “Dude, you got money you ain’t tellin’ me [...]
Quilly is safe and well and has made it to her destination … but that destination doesn’t have an Internet connection. Sometime tomorrow (23 April 2010), she’ll wind her way to someplace that talks to the blogosphere, and then she’ll post her 3WT and get a chance to talk story [...]
“Hey dude!” “What?” “Says here that Quilly’s lookin’ for a date for a date night.” “Not gonna happen, dude.” “Not? Why not?” “Because palm trees don’t grow in the Pacific Northwest, dude. If she wanted a date, she shouldn’t ‘a left Hawaii.” “Very funny, dude. What about if I want [...]