Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
Quilly’s legion of fans will be happy to know that Quilly is having a grand time on her retreat. She should be back on deck tomorrow afternoon sometime (Sunday 14 March, Pacific Daylight Time) to catch up with your comments and blogs. Meanwhile, the Dudes have snuck out of their [...]
To Those Concerned (aka Dead Letter Office) Continental Airlines Houston, Texas, USA Folks: I have no way of knowing whether this is the first letter you have received from a protozoon. Although it is possible to infer, from some of your seating arrangements, that you have quietly begun to target [...]
“We do not!!” “Yeah? You haven’t flown coach lately, have you, dude? ‘Intimate’ doesn’t begin to describe it.” “Ew. How much for first class?” “More than your payperblaug can afford, dude. It’s a crowded world. You want to breathe, you gotta be enough of a mogul to pay for it. [...]
He and She were sitting together while the church choir was doing its thing … He (whispering): “You’d think that a God who loved us would choose not to be visualized as a loan officer. Especially in this economy.” She (ditto, with an effort): “Sweetheart, you can take God’s love [...]
1. Would grapes be as popular if they were really gray? 2. If you’re name’s not Sue, would you object to being served soup? Would you sue? 3. According to the ancient “doctrine of signatures” – to cure what ails you, you eat something that resembles whatever’s being affected. If [...]