Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
Over dinner tonight, Quilly and Your Friendly Neighborhood Amoeba discussed this ninth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, and the various commentaries we had seen in the press and on the Internet, ostensibly in commemoration of the anniversary. We decided that the commentaries could best be summed up with a single [...]
She: “Toast and juice?” He: “Yes, please, that’s about all the food I can face this morning. You’re OK with this?” She: “Why shouldn’t I be?” He: “Well, you have been under a bit of stress lately. Trying to do too many things at once. I wouldn’t want you to [...]
“Dude! Ya gotta see this!” “Wassup?” “Food fight!” “Where? Who?” “Right here! OC and Quilly! Picnic and snack stuff! They’re givin’ each other the … um … they’re talkin’ ’bout fingers!” “Nice save, dude.” “Wonder which one’s tellin’ the truth?” “Neither.” “Neither?” “Look. The dude’s restin’ up for next basketball [...]
She: “You may have the car today, I’m not going anywhere. I finished my grocery shopping yesterday … oh, no, I didn’t!” He: “What did you forget?” She: “And after I’d already gone back to the market once yesterday and told the clerk that I had a bone to pick [...]
She: “So I’m walking through the fair, and there’s this great big pot on a counter. I want it, but it’s so big that it wouldn’t work on our stove unless we used all four burners at the same time. And it’s so heavy, I can’t lift it! “Then the [...]