Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
Early Wednesday morning … He: “Ready?” She: “Think so.” He: “Got your vendor pass?” She: “Check.” He: “Tables and chairs?” She: “Check.” He: “Avon stuff?” She: “Check.” He: “Balanced?” She: “Checkbook. You thought I wasn’t listening, weren’t you?” He: “Camera?” She: “And just when do you think I’m going to [...]
“Du …” “yeAAAAACK!!” “Geez, dude, did I startle you?” “No, dude, I like putting holes in 20-foot ceilings with my head. Do it all the time. Whaddaya want?” “It’s, um, kinda quiet around here, y’know?” “Yeah, dude, it was. With OC playin’ with seaweeds or somethin’, and Quilly at her [...]
She: “Pfffft!” He: “What “pfffft?” She: “A fly flew into my face!” He: “What did you expect it to do?” She: “Fly someplace else?” He: “Well, it’s gotta fly somewhere. After all, it is a fly. Which reminds me. I need to have a talk with the naming guys. Linnaeus, [...]
He and She were dining at home (She done good, as usual) … She: “Are you finished?” He: “I suppose.” She: “Then may I …” He: “Though I don’t think my family has any Northern European ancestry.” She: “Northern European what?” He: “In fact, I’m sure it doesn’t.” She: “Well, [...]
“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Did you hear that announcement?” “Which one? There’s lots.” “The one that says that this is a non-smoking airport.” “Makes me happy.” “Oh?” “Yeah. No smoke means I can see where I’m goin’.” “But …” “But what?” “But I’m hungry, dude!” “So?” “How can anyplace cook me a [...]