Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
It started innocently enough with a simple email … Thom: “I will pick your glasses up and do any mail on Friday. I’ll just make that the day since I’m off…(no wisecrack here) Hope you are having a good time. Aloha.” Me: “Friday is fine. And, I am so far [...]
She, whingeing. “My node id stuft. I can’d breafe. My hed hurds. I hab an icky cough an I feel horbidle.” He comes and sits on the bed beside her, puts his hand on her forehead, then stuffs a thermomenter in her mouth. “Shhhh…” he says. She removes the thermometer, [...]
I called my landlord the other day and told him there was much agitation at our house because the washing machine wouldn’t. “It doesn’t agitate?” He queried.  I confirmed that it neither agitated or spun. He said he’d be right over. He and his buddy came with a couple of [...]
She said, “Thom hosted this quiz on his site and I just took it. You won’t believe what it says.” He said, “Oh?” “It says I am a spaceship!” She answered, then read aloud: You’re so weird that you’re practically out of this world. You are a total dreamer. You [...]
He cooked dinner, a pork Sweet & Sour Stir Fry. She thanked him and told him it was delicious.  She also said, “You know, of course, that I adore you.” “What?” He said all innocent and offended. “I go to all the trouble of cooking you this great meal, and [...]