Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She looked out the window and saw a blanket of white covering everything in sight. He said, “Snow.” She said, “That’s not snow.” He gave her that look and exclaimed, “It’s not!?” She said, “It is not snow. It can’t be snow. The weatherman said. “Cold through Tuesday, snow on [...]
They were discussing the falafels and cucumber sauce they’d enjoyed at the potluck. He said, “Hey, did you ever wonder how peta bread got its name?” She said, “There’s a story about how pita bread got its name?” She sat up expectantly to listen. He adopted an official announcer-type tone [...]
He doesn’t listen. She made his favorite luncheon meat (ground roast pork mixed with onions, dried cranberries, pecans, mayo, mustard, & a shot of soy sauce) She said, “We are out of Swiss cheese.” He said, “I will live.” She said, “So, would you prefer no cheese at all, or [...]
She woke. He was sitting on the bed beside her with his laptop on his lap. She said, “Aren’t you cold?” then scrambled from the bed and ran into the living room and turned up the thermostat. Even though she wasn’t wearing her glasses and couldn’t see well, she glanced [...]
A Hero Tumbles From His Pedestal My dinner for the church ladies was a qualified success — I wasn’t as happy with it as everyone else seemed to be. No one left hungry though, so it wasn’t a failure. There were a couple of moments from the evening I truly [...]