Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He cooked breakfast. She smiled brightly, lifted her fork and poked her egg. It just laid there. She poked it again. Nothing. She turned the fork and cut her egg in half, then she looked up at her darling, charming, love. He watched with a small, sheepish smile curving his [...]
Yesterday at the grocery store, Ella said she wished to fix breakfast for OC and I. She picked out a huge papaya, several bananas, an apple, some walnuts, a quart of Half-n-Half, and some blueberries. She said she was going to fix us her favorite breakfast of all time, Ella’s [...]
She was in the kitchen attempting to make potato salad. The security strip on the new mayo jar was giving her a hard time. [Clang. Clatter.] “Ouch!” She yelled, then added, “I am out here in the kitchen poking holes in myself with sharp objects.” He sat on the couch [...]
He came home from work in a good mood and was joking and laughing and teasing Her. Soon He had Her so mixed up she was sputtering and almost speechless. That’s when She said, “You know, you should really be being very nice to me. You should be telling me [...]
After the party I gathered up the dishes and tossed them away, put the glasses and silverware into the dishwasher, then returned the chairs back where they belonged. I wiped the counters, did a slow pirouette and found all was in order — just as tidy as before my guests [...]