Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She: “Wednesday night: dinner out.” He: “Uh-huh.” She: “Thursday night: pizza delivery.” He: “Uh-huh.” She: “Friday night: dinner out.” He: “Uh-huh.” She: “Now it is Saturday night and I have forgotten how to cook.” He: “No. You may have lost the incentive, but I am sure it will come back [...]
Welcome to Fun Friday in my Special Ed classroom. It isn’t only the students who learn. I put out paper, paint, water, and brushes. As I handed the last kid his brush I noticed paint on his fingers. I looked up. His cheek and lips were swabbed in navy blue [...]
Once again I have been given licence (and a license) to educate children.  I love to make kids think. Sometimes my methods are a little unorthodox, but they are usually fun. Today I was in a special needs classroom with 3 hearing impaired kids and their aid, Ms. Ash.  Cognitively there is [...]
The sentence was: “The nice girl with long hair had a nice dress.” I put it on the white board and told the kids it was boring. I told them that “nice” is dead. They needed to remove “nice” and replace it with some “pop.” I said, “This sentence needs [...]
Today I gave one of my students, Em, the first black olive she had ever eaten. She looked at it skeptically, poked it with her finger, and queried, “What is this?” She noticed her friends eating them off the tips of their fingers. She tried hers on for size and [...]