Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
Just over a week ago I had only two channels on my TV set. On July 10th, at exactly 8:00 a.m. two Cox Cable technicians arrived at my door and connected me to around 300 digital channels. Do you know what that means? It now takes me 298 times longer [...]
Apparently it is time to make an appoinment with my optometrist. I focus by shifting my gaze from lens to bifocal and moving myself back and forth until whatever I want to see comes into view. This needs to stop before somebody decides I’d look cute on the dashboard of [...]
I came from the shower into the kitchen and I saw, on the floor beside my desk chair, a $10.00 bill. “Where did that come from?” I thought to myself and bent down to retrieve it. That is when I noticed the small cloth purse I keep my inhaler in. [...]
There is a crack in the linoleum on my kitchen floor. Today my little “Yellow School Bus” kitty wobbled over to the crack and stopped. She stared at it so long I finally got out of my chair, walked over to the crack, bent down and examined it, too. It [...]
Got up and went in to work this morning. School is out, I’m off the clock, but the room has to be packed and cleaned. It was only a couple of hours work, and I was there for four hours — yet I didn’t get it done. I had a [...]