Articles, Planely Speaking
Passenger: “Excuse me, sir.” Gate Attendant: “Yes?” Passenger: “Did I hear that airport announcement correctly?” Gate Attendant: “Which one?” Passenger: “The one that said I had to keep my articles close to me at all times.” Gate Attendant: “Yes, sir, that’s correct.” Passenger: “Is that definite?” Gate Attendant: “What? The [...]