Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
I need to hang it up and look for a new job. I haven’t been fired yet, but it’s just a matter of time. Here’s proof: Science test question: What is the purpose of pan scales? Moses’ answer: Measuring pancakes. * * * Jake: : “Ms. A., Don’t mark Ricky [...]
My first year teaching 5th grade, Dr. Grisham, a UCLA scientist whose specialty is brain research, visited my classroom. He brought with him a goodly number and variety of brains, and my students and I all got to hold them. He also shared a lot of fascinating information. For instance [...]
I stole this from my adorable niece, Brooke, who stole it from Nessa. A- Available or Single? – No/Yes B- Best Friend? – OC C- Cake or Pie? – pie D- Drink of Choice? – water E- Essential Item? – toothbrush F- Favorite Color? – green G- Gummi Bears [...]
Many times in my 10 years of teaching, I have had parents specifically request me as their child’s teacher. One such request came in my third year of teaching. The child was the son of one of my co-workers. She said, “I chose you because Patrick needs discipline, but he [...]
I left the milk out on the counter over night. Now I don’t have to drink it.  I’m not buying 1% again, and I don’t care what the diet lady says. Pft. [...]