Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She: “So I’m walking through the fair, and there’s this great big pot on a counter. I want it, but it’s so big that it wouldn’t work on our stove unless we used all four burners at the same time. And it’s so heavy, I can’t lift it! “Then the [...]
This morning She woke from a dream to find him sleeping quite peacefully. Â She thought about smacking him one — with her fist. Â Her violent thoughts must have somehow communicated to him, because He opened his eyes and regarded her warily. Â “Yes?” He queried. “I just dreamed that we went [...]