Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
“Du-UUUUUUUUUDE!!” “Jeez, dude! What is it?” “Omygawd, dude, it was horrible! Horrible!!” “It must have been, dude. You’re shakin’ like a leaf. What the hell happened? Did ‘World of Warcraft’ crash?” “Worse.” “Did you wipe out on your skateboard?” “Worse!” “Are you out of w …” “Worse!!” “What, then?!?” “I [...]
“Yo!” “Dude?” “I see OC got a letter from the pastor.” “The pastor?” “He’s not in trouble or nothin’, if that’s what you’re worried about.” “I ain’t worried, dude. Just curious.” “‘Bout what?” “I thought OC spent his time lookin’ down microscopes and stuff. When did he start studyin’ history?” [...]
“So we’re supposed to talk about the Quillster, dude?” “Yeah, dude.” “So she’ll get more readers?” “That’s the idea.” “So what’s she been doin’ lately?” “Sellin’ stuff, dude. Where’ve you been?” “Like, what?” “Like, cosmetics.” “They have ticks in space?!?” “Of course they do, dude. They bite space cadets. Which [...]
“Du …” “yeAAAAACK!!” “Geez, dude, did I startle you?” “No, dude, I like putting holes in 20-foot ceilings with my head. Do it all the time. Whaddaya want?” “It’s, um, kinda quiet around here, y’know?” “Yeah, dude, it was. With OC playin’ with seaweeds or somethin’, and Quilly at her [...]
“Dude?” “Yeah?” “Did you hear that announcement?” “Which one? There’s lots.” “The one that says that this is a non-smoking airport.” “Makes me happy.” “Oh?” “Yeah. No smoke means I can see where I’m goin’.” “But …” “But what?” “But I’m hungry, dude!” “So?” “How can anyplace cook me a [...]