Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
“Du-uuude!” “Sir?” “Well, excuuuse me, Mr. Fancy Threads. Am I permitted to breathe the same air as you? And what’s with the briefcase?” “It’s for the briefs, of course.” “You’re an underwear salesman?!? Since when …?” “The legal briefs. For the case.” “Dude, you got money you ain’t tellin’ me [...]
“Hey dude!” “What?” “Says here that Quilly’s lookin’ for a date for a date night.” “Not gonna happen, dude.” “Not? Why not?” “Because palm trees don’t grow in the Pacific Northwest, dude. If she wanted a date, she shouldn’t ‘a left Hawaii.” “Very funny, dude. What about if I want [...]
Quilly’s legion of fans will be happy to know that Quilly is having a grand time on her retreat. She should be back on deck tomorrow afternoon sometime (Sunday 14 March, Pacific Daylight Time) to catch up with your comments and blogs. Meanwhile, the Dudes have snuck out of their [...]
“We do not!!” “Yeah? You haven’t flown coach lately, have you, dude? ‘Intimate’ doesn’t begin to describe it.” “Ew. How much for first class?” “More than your payperblaug can afford, dude. It’s a crowded world. You want to breathe, you gotta be enough of a mogul to pay for it. [...]
“Dude! You started packing yet?” “I dibs the new stuff.” “What?” “I said, dude, ‘I dibs the new stuff’.” “Yeah, right. And who said you were giving the orders?” “You did, dude.” “Like when?” “Like just a few seconds ago.” “Bogus.” “Not. You called me the Pack King. Just now, [...]