Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
Today I went for two different walks and took 197 photographs. After my morning walk, where I took most of the photographs, I came in, sat down on the couch to check my mail, and woke up 3 hours later. Way too late to cook the chicken for my Amoeba’s [...]
She: Are you hiding a bag of potato chips behind your back? He: Well, er, uhm …. Yeah. She: Why are you hiding them? He: I’m not really hiding them. I’m just, uhm — getting them out of your way! She: Oh, I see. How magnanimous. They really were cluttering [...]
He complained about his weight gain. She said:Â “I need to look up some cooking-light type recipes online so we can start eating more healthy.” He exclaimed, apparently appalled:Â “Why would you want to do that?!” She said, clearly baffled:Â “Weren’t you just complaining about your weight?” He said: “What [...]
Brunch Munch She said, “It’s way past breakfast, but not yet lunch. Would you like to eat some brunch?” He said, “Food sounds good. Yes, I would.” She said, “Bacon, onion, bell pepper and cheese. Would an omlet your tummy please?” He said, “Food sounds good. Yes, it would.” She [...]
They say one should start the way one plans to continue. If that is true, you all might want to start feeling sorry for O’Ceallaigh right now.  I offered to cook him breakfast this morning. He greeted the suggestion with enthusiasm and I went into the kitchen and banged a [...]