Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He had his earphones on and was totally engrossed in the game. She walked in and put her hand on his shoulder. He moved the earphones off one ear and looked at her. “Yes?” She asked, “Do you have an ETA on coming to dinner?” He said, “There’s about five [...]
Sobbing, Shannon dialed the phone and waited for her mother to answer. Finally her familiar and comforting voice came on the line. “Hello?†“Mom!†Shannon wailed. “It’s only been three months and already my marriage is over. Jim barely even speaks to me anymore!†Incredibly, her mother laughed. “Oh, Shannon, [...]