Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He and She were sitting at the dinner table. She was dissecting a sparerib … She: “This is a pretty poor cut of meat!” He: “Y’think so, love? From over here, it looks like that pig was living pretty high off the hog.” She: “It was a cannibal?” He: “I [...]
Quilly’s legion of fans will be happy to know that Quilly is having a grand time on her retreat. She should be back on deck tomorrow afternoon sometime (Sunday 14 March, Pacific Daylight Time) to catch up with your comments and blogs. Meanwhile, the Dudes have snuck out of their [...]
“We do not!!” “Yeah? You haven’t flown coach lately, have you, dude? ‘Intimate’ doesn’t begin to describe it.” “Ew. How much for first class?” “More than your payperblaug can afford, dude. It’s a crowded world. You want to breathe, you gotta be enough of a mogul to pay for it. [...]
He and She were sitting together while the church choir was doing its thing … He (whispering): “You’d think that a God who loved us would choose not to be visualized as a loan officer. Especially in this economy.” She (ditto, with an effort): “Sweetheart, you can take God’s love [...]
She: “What’s that swimming in your tea?” He: “The only thing swimming in my tea is tea. Which is how I’d like to keep it, please.” She: “I guess you don’t want to go camping with me then.” He: “Huh? Why would tea have anything to do with whether I [...]