Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He emerges from the bedroom with wads of cloth in his hands. She knows He’s headed for the laundry room. She stops him. “What are those?” She demands. He looks baffled and holds them up for her to see. “Dirty socks and jeans,” he says. She plants her hands on [...]
She said, “Honey, if I were to burn your toasted cheese sandwich on one side, could I even it out by not toasting the other side at all?” He said, “Well, I suppose you could, but that wouldn’t be my optimal solution.” She said, “Oh. Darn.” ~*~ He and She [...]
She: “You remembered to bring home the pills the doctor gave you?” He: “Yes, dear. They’re right here.” She: “Good. The medical people expect you to follow their instructions to the letter, and I’m here to make sure that you do that.” He: “OK, I think. God give me the [...]
He: “I’m home!” She: “Just in time. Dinner’s on the table.” He: “You’re expecting me to shoo it off?” She: “No, I’m expecting you to eat it.” He: “And what is ‘it’?” She: “Meatloaf.” He: “But we haven’t gone anyplace! Certainly not on business.” She: “Yes?” He: “So you’re serving [...]
Unfortunately, He isn’t feeling well. He took very good care of her. He cooked for her, made her hot tea, and tucked her into bed. He even kissed and cuddled her. She warned him against the kissing and cuddling, but He said he figured he’d already been exposed and it [...]