Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
I am tired. I am sick. I am cranky. And I am an idiot. I am also near-sighted. In fact, I am so near-sighted that if I take off my glasses I cannot find them again without putting them on to look for them. That is why I always have [...]
Special Announcement: OC and I were the guest readers this weekend at Waking Ambrose. Pop on over to Doug’s place and listen to Episode 11 of The Meditations of Diogenes The Cynic. You may now proceed to today’s post: Sometimes not only the The Grownups Wanted Us Dead. On occasion [...]
The Grownups Wanted Us Dead, but sometimes we could out smart them: >My friend Charlotte’s dog had puppies. They were the cutest little Beagle babies ever born. I wanted one. Gram said, “No!” It was her firm, under no uncertain terms, no. The one there is really no point in [...]
I need to hang it up and look for a new job. I haven’t been fired yet, but it’s just a matter of time. Here’s proof: Science test question: What is the purpose of pan scales? Moses’ answer: Measuring pancakes. * * * Jake: : “Ms. A., Don’t mark Ricky [...]
Many times in my 10 years of teaching, I have had parents specifically request me as their child’s teacher. One such request came in my third year of teaching. The child was the son of one of my co-workers. She said, “I chose you because Patrick needs discipline, but he [...]