Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
She took him his ice cream. Since that is pretty much a nightly ritual performed by rote, it didn’t really matter that she was reading an excellent book and only half paying attention. She scooped the ice cream into the bowl, grabbed an eating utensil from the drawer and hastened [...]
He complained about his weight gain. She said:Â “I need to look up some cooking-light type recipes online so we can start eating more healthy.” He exclaimed, apparently appalled:Â “Why would you want to do that?!” She said, clearly baffled:Â “Weren’t you just complaining about your weight?” He said: “What [...]
Less than three hours after I rescued her from the sweltering mailbox, Ella was wrapped in a sarong like any good Island Girl. However, jet lag took it’s toll and she fell asleep almost before she finished the bushel of broccoli I gave her for dinner. I was certain we [...]