Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He is home sick and feeling icky and aching. He said, “I am sick.” She said, “Yes, I know. How can I help you?” He said, “I would like some Ginger Ale.” She said, “Okay, but why would you want to make Ginger ail?” He said, “Because misery loves company.” [...]
Work did me in. My eye wasn’t ready to spend all day looking at a computer screen, then come home and play online tonight. Headache. Sorry. Gonna rest. Hope to see you all tomorrow. [...]
I know it’s not time for H yet, but tell my head that. I just can’t look at the screen, it hurtds my eyes too much. To all the alphabet players, I’m sorry I’m not there for you! I’ll be back as soon as I can! [...]
My voice is gone. I sound like Mickey Mouse on helium. The kids absolutely ignored me today. Heh, my co-workers ignored me today, too — but that’s nothing new. Then there’s O’Ceallaigh. He thinks he’s funny, he does. I mentioned that the horseradish on my roast beef sandwich provided me [...]
O’Ceallaigh says that it is good that my nose is stuffy. He says that means that I am getting better. Silly me, I thought better involved the stopping of the snotting and running! You see why I keep him around? If it weren’t for his wisdom I might think I [...]