Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
OC considers me a somewhat over-zealous driver. After a couple of times of bouncing his head off the passenger side window, he pointed out that I take corners a little faster and sharper then is standard.  Judging by the hole in the floor and the fingerprint grooves in the dashboard, [...]
There is no end to some people’s stupidity. I was in Wal-Mart tonight listening to two girls who were searching for diet water. One of them was complaining because none of it came unflavored. Hello? [...]
The other day I went to the grocery store. All this time I have been under the impression that the grocery store was the place one went to do grocery shopping. Apparently that is no longer so. Now the thing to do is go to the grocery store, push around [...]
Every time I think I ‘ve had it and could easily kiss teaching good-bye, something happens to remind me why I do what I do. The other day the mother of a former student stopped by to tell me she’d checked into enrolling her daughter in my class next year, [...]
I am tired. I am sick. I am cranky. And I am an idiot. I am also near-sighted. In fact, I am so near-sighted that if I take off my glasses I cannot find them again without putting them on to look for them. That is why I always have [...]