Quirky Quips & Sewing Snips
He: “So I’m standing here trying to fix dinner …” She: “Fix dinner? I didn’t know it was broken.” He: “Right. How ’bout you give me a break?” She: “Where?” He: “Um .. as I was saying. I get a saucepan, open the box, pour the contents of the box [...]
She: “You remembered to bring home the pills the doctor gave you?” He: “Yes, dear. They’re right here.” She: “Good. The medical people expect you to follow their instructions to the letter, and I’m here to make sure that you do that.” He: “OK, I think. God give me the [...]